May 2013
1 tag
im-kellin-myself:
Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad
sidnugget:
Where does celery grow I’ve never seen celery grow before
jesus christ when will one direction understand i don’t have money
misscatthief:
god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
whatsacanada:
Time for spring cleaning *deletes 3 apps*
meladoodle:
blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.
togamivevo:
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
weirdf1shes:
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
preform a strange sexual act
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teenagedaddy:
its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid
slydig:
masticatingtocorn:
lameborghini:
people are gross i want to be a dog
dogs lick their own ass
i want to be a dog
pau1y:
Instead of doing that, we could:
not do that
trillow:
u know my url not my html
“The most solid advice for a writer is this, I think: Try to learn to breathe...”
– William Saroyen (via glorifythehour)
dampsandwich:
excellent now i can email my mom and dad my favorite text posts
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what do boxes breath
boxygen
i stand corrected
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
kindbaby:
Hello this is a petition for tumblr to release all urls that have been inactive for 1+ years
